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Total Medals Earned: 352 (From 83 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,635 Points

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/425 points)

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

SHMUP

Medals Earned: 8/16 (85/280 points)

Cremation 5 Points

Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped

Rookie 5 Points

Finish the first area

AHK-372 10 Points

Defeat the second boss

Damura 10 Points

Defeat the first boss

Frequent Flyer 10 Points

Fly 3,000 miles

Junkyard 10 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies

Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points

Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)

Erebos 25 Points

Defeat the third boss

Variety 10 Points

Use each weapon in the game at least once

Coeus 25 Points

Defeat the fourth boss

Ding Ding 25 Points

Reach level 20

Hardcore 25 Points

Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle

Stealthy 25 Points

Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights

Untouchable 25 Points

Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage

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Shop Empire

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Starter 5 Points

Build first booth

Contractor 10 Points

Fully upgrade the elevator

Hunter 25 Points

Catch 10 thieves on your mall

I Love NY 50 Points

Reach the 3rd City

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Ski Free or Die Hard!

Medals Earned: 6/20 (75/430 points)

Bode 2006 5 Points

Die before finishing your Slalom Race

I Passed Ski School! 10 Points

Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race

10000m Club 25 Points

Ski 10000m in one game

Guess Who! 25 Points

Become Monster food

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Corpse Fling 5 Points

Send your dead body over a Jump

Lost Your Nerve 5 Points

Hit a Jump too slowly to get air

M. Vick Award 10 Points

Butcher 5 Dogs in one game

Mountain Defender 10 Points

Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game

Pollock Be Proud 10 Points

Paint the town Red in Style Mode

Snowman Roulette 10 Points

Run into 5 Snowmen in one game

Bode 2010 25 Points

Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds

Die Hard! 25 Points

Die in all 13 different ways

Perfect Vision 25 Points

Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race

Gangnam Levels of Style 50 Points

Score 100000 points in Style Mode

MFNF 50 Points

Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row

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Solipskier

Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Sonac the Hodgeman

Medals Earned: 5/10 (75/130 points)

Gotta Go Quickly 5 Points

Go full speed

Not the Bees 5 Points

Kill five bees

You're Moving Too Slow 5 Points

Go the minimum speed

Double Kill 10 Points

Kill two enemies without touching the ground

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Like Really Bad 5 Points

Get negative 20 rings

You're Bad at This 5 Points

Get a negative number of rings

Ring Lover 10 Points

Get 100 rings in a row without missing any

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Star Forge

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/150 points)

Master Builder 5 Points

Build 10 towers in a single game

Capital Offense 10 Points

Destroy 15 Capital ships in a single game

Normal Victory 10 Points

Complete game on Normal Mode or higher

Hard Victory 25 Points

Complete game on Hard Mode or higher

Insane Victory 50 Points

Complete game on Insane Mode or higher

Survival of the Fittest 50 Points

Get a score of 6,000,000 in Survival Mode.

Starmageddon

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/420 points)

20_coins 5 Points

Collect 20 coins.

100_kills 5 Points

Reach 100 kills.

25_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 25 diamonds.

25_greens 10 Points

Collect 25 greens.

500_coins 10 Points

Collect 500 coins.

500_diamonds 10 Points

Collect 500 diamonds.

50_blues 10 Points

Collect 50 blues.

multiplier_x50 10 Points

Get a x50 multiplier.

1000_kills 25 Points

Achieve 1000 kills.

2500_kills 25 Points

Achieve 2500 kills.

250_blues 25 Points

Collect 250 blues.

multiplier_x100 25 Points

Get a x100 multiplier.

1000_diamonds 50 Points

Collect 1000 diamonds.

2500_coins 50 Points

Collect 2500 coins.

multiplier_x150 50 Points

Get an x150 multiplier.

game_completed 100 Points

Complete the game!

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!