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Recent Movie Reviews

31 Movie Reviews

Not good.

This movie is way too short in length, lacks a preloader, loops constantly, and is way too primitive in animation. At least a preloader, a play menu, longer length, better animation, and maybe a credit roll are what I think should be required to be worked on.

doppler73 responds:

I agree.

Probable NG TOTW nominee?

I like how seizure-inducing those cards are, and I hope you qualify for NG's Turd of The Week with this one!

Magyar responds:

what cards? wtf are you on about?

Recent Game Reviews

18 Game Reviews

Awesome! I was the first on the site to reach a scoring threshold of 10K, which made me an early star on NG!

Major glitch

The game doesn't start on my netbook when completely loaded. Also, it causes Internet Explorer to stop responding whenever the game is completely loaded. Can you at least try to fix this problem?

Quite a decent game.

I do like the OK gameplay and all, but the only thing that has to go is the "Free Games Jungle dot Com" voice as well as the monkey and explosion noises that goes along with it. Can you at least fix that problem?

smilesoft responds:

I've fix it .. thanks for the feedback ^ ^

Recent Audio Reviews

4 Audio Reviews

I knew it!

Great job on covering a great TV theme song (that is from Friends)! I like it how you dedicated to your own friends, not just Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica!

Ragezero responds:

Hehe, thanks you :) I hope they like it aswell!

You're right.

I do believe this is a steaming pile of shit like you said. Although I would rather suggest this were a bit longer and not just a corny piano solo throughout.

jibjab910 responds:

Thank you for your review.
And thank you for using correct grammar, unlike the rest of of the internet.

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews

I guessed it!

Bar none, it's Drix from Osmosis Jones and the TV show Ozzy and Drix! I believed they named him after the cold medicine Drixoral, which unfortunately was banned in the United States and immediately pulled off shelves after FDA reports indicated that it contained psuedoephedrine, which in turn can be made into methamphetamine, or "meth" for short.

However, I think you did pretty good on this and I am giving it a perfect score because of not only that, but my guess in the above paragraph! :D

What is GMK?

Very good, but I prefer Gino over this one. Since I have no idea what GMK stands for, can you at least tell me?

In all, this is a great piece of art and I am not trying to be offensive here. So I give this a near-perfect score.

I am an artist who has been diagnosed with autism at age 3. My work is very transcendent for an autistic artist, and I am hoping to be a featured NG artist. Most of my works can also be seen at deviantART, where I am known as demonpuppet87.

Age 37, Female

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Lima, OH, USA

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